What should i do i think my face is a becoming a safety hazard?

When ever im walking down the street women look at me and are left in awe. This one women was walking and then saw me and then she started to lose balance and was walking in zig zags all over the foot path. This other women and her friend almost walked into traffic after just starting at me and this one other women dropped her coffee and it spilled everywhere causing the waiter to slip and fall